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Oh hoorah!  Oh, the joyful exuberance!  For two and a half years, I have been trying in vain to remember my favorite song to play on the cello, and FINALLY, out of the blue, it just came to me!  I was dreaming of it, and I woke up and found that I could sing the tune to myself ALL the way through in my head!  Then, just now, I went and fetched my cello and tried to play it, and I could!  FINALLY!  Oh joy, joy, joy!  I thought I would never remember it, and then I did!  Oh boy, it makes me so happy.  Just ask Ma and Irene, they saw how exuberant I was when I discovered I could play it!

And now, the time has finally arrived for me to do what I have been speaking of: the hilarious for me, boring for you post!  Hehehe!
 This, my friends, is what happens when I listen to a K-State football game!  A running documentary of every score, and any good play (and bad plays, too).  I picked this one to copy over here, because it is one of the most intense:
 
September 22, 2012 - Saturday - 6:53 p.m. K-State vs. OU
    All righty... here we go!  K-State started first, we're at the Sooner's 45.  Just threw wide right.  Ouch.  Time out, OU.  Ouch.  Short of the 1st down.  Punt.  We down it at the 9.  3rd and goal at the 11 for the Sooners...  Stop 'em D!!!  Yeah!  Incomplete!  Fieldgoal try... good.  3-0 OU.  We kept 'em from a TD though!
    Yeah!  We were 3rd and 9, then OU got a false start penalty (5 yds) and we were able to convert for the 1st down!  Oh yeah!  Keep on chuggin' away, Cats!  Oooo... ouch.  We have to punt.  Interception, we need an interception, D.  Come on D!  STONE WALL!  3rd and 2... stop 'em!!!  YES!  K-State's wall stopped 'em!  Punt!
    We'll start at our 29... Hubert falls forward to the 31.  Klein to the 35... 3rd and 4... Ouch.  Incomplete.  Punt.
    Hey!  They were playing one of my favorite songs one one of the commercials!  One from "Magnificient Westerns"!  Nifty!  I hope they play it again.  
    Haha.  OU penalty; false start.  HA!  Incomplete!  3rd and 13!  STOP THEM!!!  STONE WALL!
    YES!!!  YES!!! YES!!!!  The QB went too far back, and we hit him, knocked the ball loose, fell on it, and got a TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!  YEAH OH YEAH!!!!  TD!!!!!!  7-3 WILDCATS!!!!  Oh man that was great!!!  Oh YES!
    OU at the 20.  Stop 'em D, stop 'em!  No, no, stop 'em!  Good, incomplete.  2nd and 10.  Oh... ouch.  1st and goal at the 9.  STONE WALL, D, STONE WALL!!!  2nd and goal at the 1.  Ouch.  Timeout Wildcats.  YES!!!  YES!!!  YES!!!!!!!!!  OU lost the ball, we recovered it!!!!!!!  OH YEAH!  OH YEAH!  GO D!!!!  Our D is the BEST!!!!  Klein runs to the 15 for a gain of 9!  "What do good teams do?  They respond; don't give up!"  Hubert takes it ot the 21!  Oh boy that was GREAT!!!!  Hubert ALL the way to the OU 43!!!!!!  36 yd. run!  YEAH!  YEAH!  Hubert for 2 yds.  Braden Wilson short catch.  3rd and 7.  Come ON, offense!  Timeout, OU.  Offense, you've gotta help the defense out, okay?  You gotta!  YEAH!  Klein to Tramaine Thompson to the 30 - good for a Wildcat... First down!  Oh yeah.  =P  Aw... only to the 27... 2nd and 7... 3rd and 5... Timeout (us).
    YES!!!!!!!!!  Klein to Lockett all the way to the 12!!!  Hubert to the 10...  Wow.. they say NO one has scored in the red zone against OU this season.  Well, we like to break records...  3rd and 3... come on gusy, come on!  Aw man... the ball got knocked away.  We'll try a fieldgoal.  Kick is.. oh man.  No signal.  Oh, there!!  GOOD!  10-3 WILDCATS!  OH YEAH!  Oh yeah!  Sorry for all the scribbles!  ={
    Hoho - incomplete!  3rd and 7 OU.  Stone wall, D!  Oh, too bad.. caught, caught again.  2 1st downs in a row.  Ouch.  Stop 'em D come on you gotta stop 'em.  Another catch.  At the 19.  You've gotta stop 'em, OU's got the ball to start the 2nd half... 1 minute, 3 seconds left in the 2nd quarter.  Oh yeah!  Nearly picked off by Zimmerman... why didn't you go ahead and catch it???  34 yd. fieldgoal... good.  10-6, still Cats ahead.
    Tramaine gets the kickoff to the 36!  Nice return.  Running out of time... 15 seconds... Klein to the 45 of OU, but the clock has run out, so no matter.  =(
    Half time!  Wow... we're ahead at half time!!!  10-6!
    3rd quarter starting.  Come on D!  Stone wall!  Yeah!  Incomplete several times and OU PUNTS!  YES!  Uh oh, flag... on OU though, so no matter.  
    Ouch.  3rd and 8 for us.  Ah.  Lockett caught it, just short of the 1st though.  Wow.  We're gonna go for it on 4th and 1...  Let's go CATS!  Come on!  GO!  YES!  Klein gets the 1st!  Oh boy here we go again.  3rd and 4.  GO GO GO!  Timeout OU.  Come on guys, come on.  Ah.  1 yd. short.  Timeout, us.  4th and 1... will we go for it again?  Hmm.  Not really. [Not really?] Punt.  =(
    YES!!!  YES!!!  YES!!! YES!!!!!  OU lost the ball and K-State RECOVERED!!!!  We RECOVERED it!  They're looking at it, but the QB (OU's) sure didn't hold that ball long enough, he lost it.  Come on, officials, please?  Won't ya keep it?  Pwease???  NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  Those OU favoring officials!  They reversed it and are calling it an incomplete pass!  Uh!  Well, D, just stop 'em, 'Kay?  Stop 'em!  Nooooooo...  several 1st downs in a row, OU at our 41.  Come on D oooooo nooooooooooooo OU to the 14.  Guys come on, STONE WALL!  To the 9.  Gotta stop 'em.  Gotta.  STOP THEM!!!  Stop 'em guys.  NOOOOOOO... OU's got it at the 1.  Noooooonoooo nooooo.  Good.  OU pushed back to the 3 I think?  STONE WALL!  2nd and goal.  NOOOOOOO OU touchdown.  13-10 OU.  You gotta keep goin', Wildcats, gotta keep going.  Gotta get somewhere on this drive.  Offense, you have to help our D out here... you haven't gotten a single touchdown; defense got the only TD we have so far.  You gotta change that, starting now.  Remember your 4th quarter momentum in the last 3 games?  Get going in the 4th, offense, yeah?
    Lockett returns the kickoff to the 35.  Good field position, guys.  Get goin', offense, get goin'!!  Loss of 2.  Offense, that's not what I'm talking about.  I'm talkin' go forward, not backward.  Yeah!  Harper catches the ball at the 41!  The SOONER 41!  Aw man, overthrown at the 10.  Go go go!  NOOOOO incomplete.  Come on, don't get discouraged, you can do this!  Come ON!  GO!  NOOOO!  Incomplete.  Well, D.  What can ya do?  Ha, OU will start at their own 4.  Come on D, you can stop 'em from going 96 yds!  STONE WALL D!  1st down OU to the 15/16?
    YES!!!  YES!!!  YES!!!!!!!  INTERCEPTION by Zimmerman!!!!  INTERCEPTION!!!  3rd turnover on OU!  OH YEAH!  GO GO GO GOTTA Get it!!!! YEAH!  Catch at the 28... come on guys!  COME ON!  Klein to the 20... maybe 19... come on go come on go Hubert to the 8!!!!!!!  To the 8!  1st and goal at the 8!  Come on guys, 8 yds!  8 yds!  You've got this, come on!  To the 5... GO, GO, GO!  YES!!!  YES!!!!  YES!!!!!  KLEIN IN FOR THE TD!!!!!!!!!!  FIRST TEAM to score a TD in the redzone against OU!  OH YEAH!!!  17-13 WILDCATS!
    'Kay, D, you've GOT to keep 'em outta the endzone, you gotta.  2nd and 16.  Right here guys, right here.  Stop 'em.  Caught to the 38.  Ouch.  Still 3rd and long though.  GOOD, GOOD!  Incomplete!  YES!  OU PUNTS!!!!!
    'Kay, offense.  Now you gotta score again, to get some breathing room.  YES!!!!  Klein to Travis Tannahill to the 44!!!  GO!  To the 47... Come on, come on.  GO, GO, GO!  GOOOOO!!!  Ooooohhhh... 10 yd. penalty.  Ooooouch.  Ouch.  That hurts.  3rd and 12.  Timeout K-State.  Oh man come on K-State!!!!  You know how many years I've been waiting for us to beat Oklahoma???  9 years!  Nine!  Since we beat 'em in the 2003 Big 12 Championship, 35-7.  KSU, come on!!!  You can't imagine how happy I'd be if we could pull this off!!!  Come on, Cats, come ON!
    YES!!!!!!  1st DOWN to the 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YEAH!  3rd down conversion!!!!!!!  To the 30/29... To the 22... 1st DOWN!  YES!!!!!!!  1st and goal at the 9!!!!!!  Tannahill caught it!!!!!  COME ON!  9 yds!  You can do this!  WILDCAT TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YEAH!!!  YEAH!!!!!!!!  OH YEAH!!!!  K-State leads 24-13!!!!!!!!  (Hubert got it, btw)
    Kay, D, keep 'em out, keep 'em out!!  Come on DEFENSE!  Play like you're #1 in the country!  "You gotta beat these guys all the way to the end." - our announcers.
    !!!!!!!  Landry LOSES the ball!!!!  Oh, too bad -- KSU almost had it, but OU got it back, has a loss of 8 though.  Oh man, now a 1st.  Nooo...  To our 36.  D, STOP 'EM!  'Nother 1st down to the 24... K-State, STONE WALL!!!!  STOP 'EM!!!!  STOP 'EM!!!!!!  4:34 to go... OU to the 10... STOP 'EM STOP!
    NOOOOO!!!!!  OU touchdown.  Trying for 2... stop 'em.  Stoppage of play... OU timeout.  K-State, don't let 'em get 2.  Don't let 'em in.  STONE WALL, STONE WALL!!!!!!
    YES!!!!!  BALL DEFLECTED!!!!!  NO 2-POINT CONVERSION!!!!  24-19!!!  Come on offense, score again now and get this put away... come ON!  FIGHT, you K-State Wildcats, for Alma Mater fight, fight FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
    Ouch.  Loss of a yard.  Klein throws incomplete.  3rd and 11... Come on State.  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!  FIRST DOWN!!!!!  3rd down conversion!!!!  YEAH!!!!  Gain of 5... Very short gain on 2nd down... OU timeout.  Come on K-State, come on.  3rd and 3.  GO!  You've got this.  Come on.  Timeout, us.  Come on, K-State!  YES!!!!  FIRST DOWN WILDCATS!  YEAH OH YEAH!  1st DOWN!!!  1 minute 10 seconds... Takes a knee... 35 seconds... takes a knee... 27 seconds... YES!!!!!!  OVER!!!!  OVER!!!! WE WIN!!!!!!!  24-19 WILDCATS!!  WE WIN IN NORMAN!!!!!  First time since the 90's!!!!!!!!!!!!  Bob Stoops has only had 3 losses at home out of 80 games!!!!  And we make it 4!!!!!!!  OH YEAH!!!  K-State Wildcats BEAT Oklahoma 24-19!!!!!!
    "WILDCAT NATION is HAPPY!!!!" - our announcers.
    YES!!!!!!  This is the best win of the season for me!  I don't much care what else happens... we BEAT OU!!!!!!!!!!!!!   OH YEAH!

There you have it!  GO K-STATE!